Chuckle 3696

Chuckle 3696 Classic
Chuckle 163 (Sent out in Nov 2003)

 (Today’s chuckle was sent to us by Willie of Sacramento. This was really cute Willie, thanks!)

 ~The Barber~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can
get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3
hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."

The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the
shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

 

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