Chuckle 3690
Chuckle 3690
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Harry M of Florence OR)
~Broom Wedding~
(Plus: today in history, word for the day,
todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
Two brooms
were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each
other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself! This is going to hurt!
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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself! This is going to hurt!
>
>
>
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!
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(Today
in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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