Chuckle 3692

Chuckle 3692

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K and Sue J both of Florence OR)

 ~101 Year Old’s Advice~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague,  Kentucky:

 

Reporter:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.  For low blood pressure drink Red Wine.  In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.   And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter:  When do you drink water? 
Hattie:   I've never been that sick!

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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