Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3701 Classic

Chuckle 3701 Classic
Chuckle 240 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Rick and Ann of Surrey, BC!)

~Drunk Chuckle~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope,
Maxine and Herman)

A cop saw a car driving erratically and pulled the driver over. "Sir, I need you
to breath in this breathalyzer for me," said the policeman. The guy said,
"I can't do that, officer. I'm an asthmatic. If I do that, then I'll have a really
big asthma attack."

The cop said, "Okay, then I need you to come down to the station with
me and we'll do some blood work."

The guy said, "I can't do that either. I'm a hemophiliac. If I do that, then I
will bleed to death."

The cop said, "Fine. Then I need a urine sample from you."

The guy replied, "I can't do that either. I'm diabetic. If I do that then my
sugar will get REALLY LOW and I may die."

The cop then said, "Okay, okay! Then I need you to step out of the car and
walk this white line."

The guy said, "Sorry, but I can't do that either."

The frustrated cop said, "Why not?"

The guy said, "Because I'm drunk."

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Maxine