Chuckle 3786

Chuckle 3786

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Choice~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from
London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought
and placed before him.

The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 

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Herman