Chuckle 3834

Chuckle 3834
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~Louisiana Citizen~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

  While strolling around the New Orleans lake front this morning about 10 a.m., I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.  He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible Louisiana citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept. It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
 
 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s