Chuckle 3854

Chuckle 3854
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~ Too Much Sex - a true story ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while
sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have
sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to
do."

A fellow about my age (70+), sitting a couple of stools down, also
overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years
says:

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that
shit."

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Herman