Chuckle 3847 Classic

Chuckle 3847 Classic
Chuckle 166 (Sent out in Dec 2003)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rick (Now deceased) in Surrey BC)

~Bar Code:~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The cashier moves the cucumber over the bar code reader. "That will be $65 for the cucumber please."   The lady customer goes, "What? ........."

   The next guy in the checkout line wants a box of matches. Again the bar code reader says $32. "That will be $32 for the matches, sir" said the cashier.

  "What? There must be something wrong with that reader!"

"Sorry sir, if the machine reads the codes to be $32, it IS $32."

  The man puts the matches down on the counter and says: "You know what you can do with a $32 box of matches!" 

"Sorry sir can't do. There is already a $65 cucumber up there."

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Maxine

 

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Herman