Chuckle 3840

Chuckle 3840
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Lora S of Florence OR)

~Baseball Problems~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

   The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is?

What a team is?"

"Yes, coach", replied the boy.

"Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?" The boy nodded in yes.

The coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.

And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass or shithead is it?"

"No, coach.

"Good," said the coach, "Now go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother"!

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s,