Chuckle 3890

Chuckle 3890
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Best Senior Pick Up Line ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

  A very elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

 He was in his mid-nineties.

 He was very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit,   flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good after shave.

 He presented a very well looked after image,

 Seated at the bar was an elderly really classy looking lady, (mid-eighties).

 The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.

 He orders a drink.

 He takes a sip.

 He slowly turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

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