Chuckle 3939
Chuckle 3939
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)
~Last of the Idiots~ (Plus: today in history, word for the
day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
~~Number Five Idiots~~
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash
in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter
on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier
refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21” The robber
said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't
believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his
wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the
man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran
from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave
the name and address of the robber that she got off the license. They arrested
the robber two hours later.
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Herman
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