Chuckle 3955

Chuckle 3955
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~Shoplifting~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

An old lady gets caught shoplifting.

On court day the lady and her husband, who goes with her, stand before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?"

And she says "I was hungry."

The judge says "What did you take?" She replies, "A can of peaches."

So the judge, trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches where in the can?"

The lady says, "6" so the judge says "OK then, 1 day per peach in jail. That will be 6 days time served."

The judge says, "Would anyone like to say anything else?" and her husband says, "Your honor, she stole a can of peas too."

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