Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3948 Classic

Chuckle 3948 Classic
Chuckle 48 (Sent out in Mar 2003)

~Military Chuckles~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Give credit to Nadine (Cookie) Walsh of Carpinteria, CA. for the chuckles!

    Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the office door.
   Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked
up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into
the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this after-
noon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime,
thank you for your good wishes, sir."
    Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young
enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
   "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just
here to hook up your telephone."

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    A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when
the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
   The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My
wife will think I've been in a Red Light District!"
   The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put
it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a house in a
Red Light District smells like."

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine