Chuckle 3944
Chuckle 3944 Classic
Chuckle 125 (sent out in Oct.2003)
(Thanks go to Rick and Ann of Surrey BC for this revealing
Chuckle.)
~A Midnight Plea: ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the
day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)
There was an
attorney who got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to
the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As
soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time
of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and
so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom
for a long hot soak -- pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the
bath the phone rang, which the wife answered to be told that her husband's
client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a
day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him
the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door
she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent naked
over the bath cleaning the tub.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight,"
she said, at which the attorney
whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman,
don't you ever stop?"
whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman,
don't you ever stop?"
(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Spot the 6 Diff's
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