Chuckle 3986

Chuckle 3986
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in Both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse Hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening Situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke To him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"

AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!!

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Maxine

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