Chuckle 3977

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Chuckle 3977
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~ Acts 2:38!'~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening
of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'

(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ,
so that your sins may be forgiven.)
 

The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained
what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
'Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'

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Maxine

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