Chuckle 3972

Chuckle 3972
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Harry M and of Florence OR and Bev L of Mount Vernon WA)

~Two very short ones. ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

From Harry:

A man and his wife were out for dinner.  The man ordered a steak rare with baked potatoes and loads of butter. The waiter asked him, ”Aren't you worried about mad cow disease.”

The man responded “NO, she can order for herself.“
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  From Bev.

Idiot # 8:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call
the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing
anymore."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman