Chuckle 3967

Chuckle 3967
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L in Mt Vernon WA)

~A Man's Fairy Tale~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full- breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End.

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Maxine

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