Chuckle 3959

Maxine Chuckle 3959
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Eight Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more Excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them By another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave lots Of things on the floor.

4. Dogs' parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8 more at a later date!

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