Chuckle 3957

Chuckle 3957
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Why~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a Church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"

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Maxine

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