Chuckle 3956

Chuckle 3956
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B of La Habra CA)

~A Pres. Reagan Story~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Ronald Reagan told the story that a friend of his, Danny Villanueva, a former place kicker with the Los Angeles Rams was visiting a new young ball player in his home.  They were talking sports and the young player’s wife was busy in the kitchen getting dinner ready when the baby started crying.  The wife, busy in the kitchen, said to her husband, 'Change the Baby".  The young ball player was embarrassed in front go Danny Villanueva and said, "I'm a ball player, that's not my line of work.  The wife turned around, put her hands on her hips, and she communicated….  She said, "Look buster, you lay out the diaper like a diamond, put second base on home plate, put the baby's bottom on the pitcher's mound put first and third on the baby and slide hem underneath, and if it starts to rain the game ain't called and you start all over again. 

 

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Herman