Chuckle 3963

Chuckle 3963
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J OF Florence OR)

~A Couple of short ones from Ron~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.  After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that.  I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine--This is the last Max at Halloween, I’ve run out!

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Spot the 6 Diff's