Chuckle 3962

Chuckle 3962
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B of La Habra CA)

~An Attorney with Good & Bad News~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.  I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done!  My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!  You've just made my day.  Now I know I can handle the bad news.  What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

 

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