Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3968

Chuckle 3968
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~A Post Halloween Story~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP…

BUMP...

Now terrified, the man begins to run toward his home with the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

BUMP...

BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks it behind him. However, the casket won’t stop. It crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket now clapping open and shut.

clappity-BUMP...

With the casket now on his heels, the terrified man runs as fast as he can. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops!

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine