Chuckle 3973

Chuckle 3973
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY~ (Second time around.)  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

I still don't think I looked that bad.

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Maxine

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