Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4001

Chuckle 4001
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Haircut~ (Second time around.) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "A couple of
hours."

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked...

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "I'm pretty busy about 3
hours."

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked..."How
long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half
today."

The guy left. The barber turned to his assistant and said... "Hey, Bob, do
me a favor. Follow that guy who just put his head around the door and see where
he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn't ever come back.."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said..........."Your
House! ".

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