Chuckle 3997
Chuckle 3997
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~The Wrong Toilet~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse
noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR...
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. Warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't
have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm
air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder
puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure... The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't
wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital
bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
pushing the ATR button.
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow.'
MEN NEVER LISTEN
Be Happy!!
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Herman
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:12 AM
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