Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Chuckle 3990 Classic

Chuckle 3990 Classic
Chuckle 64 (sent out in Aug 2003)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nadine of Carpinteria CA…now deceased)

~Ole and Lena Revisited~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

   Ole was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge so he sent Lena to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Lena saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf as she was waiting for Sven to finish waiting on a customer. When Sven finally waited on Lena she asked how much for the teapot? Sven said "That is silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness tas lotsa money!" Lena exclaimed. She then proceeded to described the hinge that Ole had sent her to buy and Sven went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the backroom Sven yelled " Lena voud you vant a screw for dah hinge?'

To which Lena replied "No, but I vill for dah teapot.

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Maxine
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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