Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3988 Classic

Chuckle 3988 Classic
Chuckle 102 (Sent out in Sept 2003)

(These chuckles were sent to us by Lee Ramos of Tigard, OR.. )(Thanks Lee!)

~Two Short Ones~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and

~A Last Request~

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, Dear, “he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"

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~The Rabbi’s Advice~

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's
poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll
see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to
your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my
advice?"
The man said ”yes” and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

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Maxine