Chuckle 4032

Chuckle 4032
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA)

~BLONDE MEN JOKES!!!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police
station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the
next time you & your wife are in the bedroom.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blond man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I
wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the
shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've
just wet mine."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman