Chuckle 4041

Chuckle 4041
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva in Coldwell ID)

~Sunday Afternoon Flight~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and an old preacher were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.
 
Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.  In spite of the best
efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down.  Finally, the pilot
grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better
jump, and he bailed out.

  Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.  The doctor

grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I saves lives, so I must live, "and he
jumped out.

  The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world.  I deserve to live."  He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

  The old preacher looked at the little boy and said,: My son, I've lived a long  and full life.  You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.

Take the last parachute and live in peace the little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said,

  "Don't worry, reverend, The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my back pack.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

 
 
 
 
 
 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Spot the 6 diff's