Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4043

Chuckle 4043
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Larry and Bob~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and
figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't
shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the
only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know
where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to
him.

A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry,
but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat
Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
he said, ‘For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to
you?

Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress
at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years
old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’

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Maxine