Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4062

Chuckle 4062

(From Bev L in Mt Vernon WA)

~Where are your Glasses???

Yesterday my daughter
e-mailed me again, asking why
I didn't do something
useful with my time.

“Like sitting around the pool and
drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.

Her talking about my "doing something-useful" seems to be
her favourite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that
I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the gals.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a
prank on her.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're
going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and
e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief,
Mom, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a
Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know
what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone
and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but
sometimes it can be ever so much fun ...............

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