Chuckle 4056 Classic

Chuckle 4056 Classic
Chuckle 67 (Sent out in Aug 2003)
(Thanks again Mary for this chuckle.)

 ~Are You a Cowboy? ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink.  As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.  She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

   He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, riding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am.

   She said, "I'm a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about women.  As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.  When I shower, I think about women.  As I watch TV, or even eat I think about women.  Everything seems to make me think about women."

   The two sat sipping in silence.  A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and ask, "Are you a real cowboy?"

   He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman