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~Blonde Story~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

THE VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on ''Science & nature”, her question was, ''lf you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it She thought for a time and then asked, ''Is it on or off”

~Church Story~

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam 's suit".

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Maxine

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Herman