Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4045

Chuckle 4045
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev in Mt Vernon WA)

~Last of the Idiots~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

Idiot Number Six A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

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Idiot Number Seven Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

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Idiot Number Eight I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine