Chuckle 4051

Chuckle 4051
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Chinese Tour Guide in Shanghai~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escort me around on a city tour, and also asked her for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements. She got all excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh" Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality! But then my friend interpreted it for me and told me what she really said: 666136429 . . .

What a damn bummer!

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Maxine

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Spot the 6 diff's