Chuckle 4076

Chuckle 4076
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence OR)

~Definition of "OLD"~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today's horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

#1

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"

And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"!

 #2

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

"98," she replied: "Two years older than me" "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

 #3

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

 More Later!!

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