chuckle 4069

Chuckle 4069
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith and Mac M)

~Two Shorty’s~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Marine Joke: From Keith

 Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home one evening to tell me that he would be late. "Dirty magazines were discovered in the platoon quarters," he said, "and the whole squad is being disciplined."

I launched into a tirade, arguing that Marines should not be penalized for something so trivial.

 My husband interrupted. "Honey, when I said 'dirty magazines,' I meant the magazines from their rifles hadn't been cleaned."

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From Mac M

~Dip Shit!!~

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend…

"That's us in 10 years".

 He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!"

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 (Today in History Click)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Spot the 6 Diff's

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