Chuckle 4064

Chuckle 4064
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva B of Caldwell ID)

~Super Bowl Experience~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  Steve had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.

He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.

"No", the man replied, If you must know, the seat if empty.

“This is incredible”, said Steve.  "who in their right mind would have a

seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the

nation and not use it?"

   The man replied, "Well, actually, the set belongs to me.  I was

supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.  This will be

the first Super Bowl we haven't been  together since we got married

in 1967."

  :Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.  That's terrible.  But couldn't you find

someone else -  a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take her

seat?"

The man shook his head.  "No, they're all at the funeral."

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Maxine

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Herman