Chuckle 4087

Chuckle 4087
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Sue J of Florence OR)

~Acts 2:38~(Second time around.) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled to see an intruder there.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'

That is “Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.” (In case you did not recall that verse).

The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”

“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an Axe and Two 38s!”

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember. Knowing scripture can save your life.

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