(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~The Sin of Lying~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." 

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. 

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five

enjoys it?

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Herman