Thursday, September 01, 2016

Chuckle 4223



Chuckle 4223
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Both Nancy S in WY an Elva B in ID)

~Stolen Car~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Todays horoscope, 
Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

The proud owner of a magnificent 1956 Chevrolet convertible, wrote to say he 
had restored the car to perfection over the last few years, and sent this...
 
On a very warm summer afternoon he decided to take his car to town.  

It needed gas, as the gauge was practically on empty, but he wanted ice 
cream, so he headed first to his favorite ice cream shop.
 
He had trouble finding a parking space and had to park the car down a

 side street.   He noticed a group of young guys standing around smoking
cigarettes and eyeing my car rather covetously.  He was a bit uneasy leaving 
t there, but people often take interest in such an old and well-preserved car, 
so he went off to enjoy his ice cream.

The line at the ice cream shop was long and it took him quite a while to return

 to his car.  When he did, his worst fears were realized… his car was gone.

He called the police and reported the theft and then went back and bought a 

quart of pistachio ice cream.  About ten minutes later the police called him to 
say they had found the car abandoned near a gas station a few miles out of town.

It was unharmed and he was relieved.  It seems just before he called, 

the police had received a call from a young woman who was an employee 
at a self-service gas station.  She told them that three young men had
 driven in with this beautiful old convertible.  One of them came to the 
window and prepaid for 20 dollars worth of gas.

Then all three of them walked around the car.  Then they all got in the car

 and drove off, without filling the tank.

The question is, why would anybody steal a car, pay for gas that they 

ever pumped and then abandon the car later and walk away?
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 They couldn't find where to put the gas!
Old age is not for sissies!










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