Chuckle 4218

Chuckle 4218

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Anon from nowhere)

 ~Lost Golf Ball~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

   Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
    "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having
a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball-stuck right in the middle of the cow's behind.  That's when I made my mistake."
   "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
   "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
this looks like yours!'"

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Maxine

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Herman