Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4212

Chuckle 4212

(from my old Floppies in Feb 2002)

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A group of blondes in a class at the University of the Pacific were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess. An engineering student comes along, sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, and then gave measurement to one of the blondes and walked away.

After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed. "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"

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~Wyoming Cowboys~

Two Cowboys from Wyoming walk into the Mint Bar to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, talking quietly about Beef prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who has been eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys.
"No", signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.
  The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts her skirt and slowly runs his tongue up and down her left butt cheek.
   This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again. The cowboy walks back to the bar and proudly takes a sip of his beer. His partner says in admiration....

"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver,
but I ain't never seed nobody do it".

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