Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4205 Classic

Chuckle 241 (Sent out in Feb 2004)(When is our next reunion Phyllis?

---Jerry---)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Phyllis in Pasadena CA for this male basher!)

~Girl Humor:~

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
__________________

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you,
I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man
A: A rumor
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AND THE BEST ONE YET...
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
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A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN