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   ~Great Truths~ (Part 2)  ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

     

 GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 

     1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 

2) Forget the health food.  I need all the preservatives I can get. 

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. 

     

     THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

     1)  You believe in Santa Claus.

2)  You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3)  You are Santa Claus.

4)  You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

     At age   4 success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 16 success is having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is going all the way.

At age 35 success is having money.

At age 50 success is having money.

At age 60 success is going all the way.

At age 70 success is having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is having friends.

At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

Maxine

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Herman