Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4209 Classic

Chuckle 110 (Thanks for this chuckle goes to Sandy Jackson of Florence OR.)

~Senior Discount: ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

SENIOR'S DISCOUNT
Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go 'round and 'round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this old lady. Even though I am a senior citizen and used to be a blonde, doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid! I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year; that, "in one year they would pay for themselves!!"

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Since that was so short I thought I’d add something.

Here are a few Cryptograms that Rick and I (Jerry) solve each morning: (They must be shared)

If an elephant has a skin problem do you suppose he should

visit a “pachydermatologist.”

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Preparing to go out for a while, what did papa buffalo say to his baby? “Bison”

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The average man’s judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it. – Ed Howe

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Does a kangaroo get irritated when its baby eats his crackers in bed?

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WHY DO WE DO THESE THINGS RICK?