Chuckle 4208

Chuckle 4208

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~What Would They Say~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great

family man."

Eugene    commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God

who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

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~Last Request~

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..

With his last breath John said, "I do!"

(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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Maxine

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Herman