Chuckle 4237

Chuckle 4237

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Close Call~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

 At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.  It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

 The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. 

 She started walking toward the pastor slowly.

 Everything quickly turned to chaos.

 The bride slapped the groom.

 The groom's mother fainted.

 The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

 The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?  What do you have to say?"

 The woman replied,  "We can't hear in the back."

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

  

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s